Me: You know who has a hot wife? Dennis Kucinich.
Paul: Really?
Me: You didn’t know? You vote for him every primary.
Paul: Him, not his wife.
Me: Well, she’s totally gorgeous. The first time I saw a picture of them together I was like, “Who’s that movie star standing next to Dennis Kucinich?”
Paul: Huh.
Me: They look like Jessica and Roger Rabbit.
I knew that about Kucinich and spouse, but this is the first time I’ve seen this separated-at-birth comparison to the Rabbitses. You’re completely correct.
And she has a tongue ring!