So, remember how back in August I couldn’t bring myself to do a chapter-by-chapter Twilight analysis?
Amazingly, it turns out, at that exact same time this guy Mark was reading Twilight so you don’t have to. And coming to conclusions — about the suckiness of the writing and the creepiness of the Edward — that were almost identical to mine.
(Cue Twilight Zone theme.)
That’s because of the awesome coincidence that you both have brains.